The Best Movie Substack

Why Didn't The New York Times Invite Armond White to Submit a Ballot to Its Best Films of the 21st Century Listicle?

Materialists is an Abysmal, Embarrassing Disgrace of a Movie. Why Do Professional Film Critics Love It So Much?

The Movies That Inspired The Bombshell with Darrow Farr: Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!

What Donald Trump's Pretty Good Review of Citizen Kane Says About His Very Stupid Movie Tariffs

A Review of Sinners, or, Ryan Coogler Fails to Exorcise His Marvel Movie Demons

Coming Soon: The Movies That Inspired The Bombshell with Darrow Farr

A Review of A Minecraft Movie, or, General Chungus Smashes Your Cabeza Between His Butt Cheeks Like a Walnut

The Third Season of The White Lotus Sucked. You Should Watch Mike White's Best Movie Instead.

A Review of The Studio, or, Apple© Brings Innovation Stagnation to Hollywood

A Review of Black Bag, or, Radically Proficient Experiments in Marriage and Moviemaking

A Review of The Only Girl in the Orchestra, or, How Do You Avoid the Spotlight When You're Streaming on Netflix?

A Review of Mickey 17, or, Bong Joon-Ho's Asinine Americentrism